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A goddamn PERFECTIONIST
loves to be doted on like a PRINCESS
Looks for SINCERITY, SUPPORT, UNDERSTANDING in a person
she Is MATERIALISTIC
LOVES belle, and that's FOREVER.
EASY to talk to, but HARD to please.
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If your heart is in your dream, no request is too extreme. :)
SHE WANTS ........................
to be a little more successful
to be carefree
to receive flowers heehee !!
 surprises and more surprises !!
ACHIEVED WISHES
 a new laptop
chio laptop case
more nice clothes =D
a new phone DATED Nov 2009
UN-ACHIEVED ONES
laser treatment for my face
SNSD concert tickets
holidays to Thailand, HK, UK, US, Aussie and China?
go overseas with my love one DATED long ago
unlimited slimming sessions LOL DATED since young
BURBERRY wallet DATED Mar 2008
GUCCI LV bag DATED Aug 2009
a new phone DATED Nov 2009
CANON IXUS 130 in orange DATED Mar 2010
hotel stayovers DATED June 2010
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 Friday, February 6, 2009  @ 2:09 AM these are funny jokes that i've extracted from lao zhar bor's blog haha. have fun reading them =D
1）主席 - 主要工作是休息 总裁 - 总是害人无辜被裁 老板 - 老在公司看天花板 经理 - 经常走动找人修理 主管 - 主要任务尽量少管 员工 - 原来只有我在做工2）一只小狼崽出生就吃素，爸妈绞尽脑汁训练狼崽捕猎。这天，看见狼崽狂追一兔子，狼爸狼 妈心怀大慰。却见小狼崽它抓住兔子后，凶相毕露地说：小子，快把胡萝卜交出来！3）推销员正在派发传单，但路人不予理睬，忽从远处跑来一人，问推销员要了很多传单，推销 员正高兴，却见那人飞快跑进不远处的厕所......4）男人：我老婆失踪了，请帮助寻找一下吧！ 警察：她有什么特征？ 男人：个不高挺胖，有些秃顶，鼻子特别大。 警察：那你还找她干嘛？5）我在侨校教中文，学生中有不少正戴着牙箍接受牙齿矫正。有一次，我问道： “父母亲现在 花很多钱替你们矫正牙齿，将来父母亲老了，你们就花钱替他们镶假牙，这种情况叫什 么？”学生们异口 同声：“以牙还牙！”
2:09 AM
No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,
for words are slippery and thoughts are vicious.
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SHE .........
DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO -.- HER !!
hates to be questioned
hates chicken brest meat
hates dark chocolate
hates grapes with seeds
hates raisins
hates onions, garlic, shallots, leeks, and anything in the same category
SHE ............
LOVES mutton, tulang merah, or lamb shank =)
loves instant jellyfish =)
loves TEOCHEW PORRIDGE downstairs my house
loves yong tau foo from the midnight stall downstairs
loves san lor hor fun from PP hwa hwa coffeeshop !!
loves red bean dumplings from Asian Kitchen !!
loves pasta from Shokudo
loves sweet water prawns from IKEA =)
loves van houtten almond chocolate
loves KFC =D
loves sentosa cove xD
loves sashimi
loves peanut mochi from the vegan store near aljunied station !!
loves ferrero rocher =D
loves zha jiang mian from CT
loves sweet potato leaves/stem =))
loves curry fish head
loves wanton mee at joo chiat place =D
loves macadamia nut ice-cream from andersons
good food lah !!
DINING RESTAURANT'S HALL OF FAME
1) Suki Sushi Buffet
2) Sushi tei
3) Ajisen
4) Fish & Co.
5) Soup Restaurant
6) Xin Wang HK Cafe
7) Red Star Dimsum
8) Park Royal Plaza Buffet
9) Jack's Place
10) Mr Bean Cafe
11) Marutama Ramen
12) Professor Brawn's Cafe
13) Asian Kitchen
14) Kiseki Japanese Buffet
15) Shokudo Japanese Restaurant
CHOCOLATE'S HALL OF FAME
TOP OF THE LIST: Belgian Chocolates (authentic ones please)
2) the chocolates shannen always buy me =)
3) FROZEN kinder bueno
4) Ferrero Rocher
5) Van Houtten Almond Milk Chocolate
MAGGIE MEE'S HALL OF FAME
TOP OF THE LIST: INDOMEE !!
2) Nissin Dry Noodles
3) Myojo Prawn Noodle Soup
4) Maggie Curry Noodles
5) Myojo Ramen Char Mee
6) Indofood Dry Noodles
CHIP'S HALL OF FAME
TOP OF THE LIST: SAPPORO VEG CHILLI STRIPS
2) Calbee Hot & Spicy
3) Calbee Black Pepper Prawn Crackers
4) Cartwheel Biscuits
5) Pringles Seaweed Flavour
6) Pringles Shrimp Flavour
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Friday, February 6, 2009 @ 2:09 AM these are funny jokes that i've extracted from lao zhar bor's blog haha. have fun reading them =D
1）主席 - 主要工作是休息 总裁 - 总是害人无辜被裁 老板 - 老在公司看天花板 经理 - 经常走动找人修理 主管 - 主要任务尽量少管 员工 - 原来只有我在做工2）一只小狼崽出生就吃素，爸妈绞尽脑汁训练狼崽捕猎。这天，看见狼崽狂追一兔子，狼爸狼 妈心怀大慰。却见小狼崽它抓住兔子后，凶相毕露地说：小子，快把胡萝卜交出来！3）推销员正在派发传单，但路人不予理睬，忽从远处跑来一人，问推销员要了很多传单，推销 员正高兴，却见那人飞快跑进不远处的厕所......4）男人：我老婆失踪了，请帮助寻找一下吧！ 警察：她有什么特征？ 男人：个不高挺胖，有些秃顶，鼻子特别大。 警察：那你还找她干嘛？5）我在侨校教中文，学生中有不少正戴着牙箍接受牙齿矫正。有一次，我问道： “父母亲现在 花很多钱替你们矫正牙齿，将来父母亲老了，你们就花钱替他们镶假牙，这种情况叫什 么？”学生们异口 同声：“以牙还牙！”
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