Saturday, October 23, 2010

facebook fun @ 6:03 PM

i swear i almost found facebook damn boring, until i found some phrases so funny that i can't stop myself from sharing. (bullshit, i just don't have ideas to blog) *smiles with teeth*

it's gonna be the most unoriginal post ever, and here it goes lol .......

1. boyfriend and girlfriend were text-ing

boy: are you okay?
girl: yeah why?
boy: because you seem sad, are you lying to me?
girl: no i'm fine pinky promise
boy: ok good

girl thinking:

i loved how you could tell i wasn't okay, but i hated how you believed my lie.

2. dear tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. dear pillow, sorry for all the tears. sorry heart, sorry for all the damage. dear brain, you were right.

3. okay so there're 10 fishes, 2 died, 5 drowned, 1 got trapped in the filter, how many do you have left? stop counting idiot, fish don't drown.

4. i want to see my own funeral, i wanna see who will be crying, who will be there, but more than anything i wanna see who cares.

5. girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?
boy: i'll go back to my ex then.
*they broke up, and the very next day boy turns up at girl's house*
girl: what are you doing here?
boy: like what i said, i'll go back to my ex, so would you take me back?

6. "do i look okay?" ........... "when i see your face, there's not a thing that i would change" ..........
"dude chill, i was just asking if i looked okay"

7. what starts with F and ends with UCK? yes firetruck !! well what starts with a P and ends with ORN, you're right !! it's popcorn !!

8. boy: is your name google?
girl: noooo !! :( why would my name be google?
boy: cause you're everything i've been searching for =)

9. boy: you have a pen?
girl: yeah here.
boy: ummmm it's outta ink
girl: are you sure?
boy: don't believe me? fine you try it, go on write your number here.

10. elephant asked the camel "why do you have two boobs on your back?"
camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone with a dick on his face"

11. student: how do you spell _______?
teacher: get the dictionary and look it up.
student: BITCH !! if i can't spell it, how in the hell can i find it in the dictionary.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

facebook fun @ 6:03 PM

i swear i almost found facebook damn boring, until i found some phrases so funny that i can't stop myself from sharing. (bullshit, i just don't have ideas to blog) *smiles with teeth*

it's gonna be the most unoriginal post ever, and here it goes lol .......

1. boyfriend and girlfriend were text-ing

boy: are you okay?
girl: yeah why?
boy: because you seem sad, are you lying to me?
girl: no i'm fine pinky promise
boy: ok good

girl thinking:

i loved how you could tell i wasn't okay, but i hated how you believed my lie.

2. dear tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. dear pillow, sorry for all the tears. sorry heart, sorry for all the damage. dear brain, you were right.

3. okay so there're 10 fishes, 2 died, 5 drowned, 1 got trapped in the filter, how many do you have left? stop counting idiot, fish don't drown.

4. i want to see my own funeral, i wanna see who will be crying, who will be there, but more than anything i wanna see who cares.

5. girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?
boy: i'll go back to my ex then.
*they broke up, and the very next day boy turns up at girl's house*
girl: what are you doing here?
boy: like what i said, i'll go back to my ex, so would you take me back?

6. "do i look okay?" ........... "when i see your face, there's not a thing that i would change" ..........
"dude chill, i was just asking if i looked okay"

7. what starts with F and ends with UCK? yes firetruck !! well what starts with a P and ends with ORN, you're right !! it's popcorn !!

8. boy: is your name google?
girl: noooo !! :( why would my name be google?
boy: cause you're everything i've been searching for =)

9. boy: you have a pen?
girl: yeah here.
boy: ummmm it's outta ink
girl: are you sure?
boy: don't believe me? fine you try it, go on write your number here.

10. elephant asked the camel "why do you have two boobs on your back?"
camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone with a dick on his face"

11. student: how do you spell _______?
teacher: get the dictionary and look it up.
student: BITCH !! if i can't spell it, how in the hell can i find it in the dictionary.