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SHE WANTS ........................
to be a little more successful
to be carefree
to receive flowers heehee !!
 surprises and more surprises !!
ACHIEVED WISHES
 a new laptop
chio laptop case
more nice clothes =D
a new phone DATED Nov 2009
UN-ACHIEVED ONES
laser treatment for my face
SNSD concert tickets
holidays to Thailand, HK, UK, US, Aussie and China?
go overseas with my love one DATED long ago
unlimited slimming sessions LOL DATED since young
BURBERRY wallet DATED Mar 2008
GUCCI LV bag DATED Aug 2009
a new phone DATED Nov 2009
CANON IXUS 130 in orange DATED Mar 2010
hotel stayovers DATED June 2010
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 Monday, January 17, 2011  FMLFMLFML @ 11:31 PM i was twitter-ing couple of moments ago, and then FML.com started to spam my timeline. so i hopped over for a look, and it's giving me such urge to blog cause today's FMLs are either really funny, or really asking for it. (of course partially is to keep up with updates) i just have to release my sacarsm now, heehaa !!
FML 1
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FMLnow you know how it feels like to have it on your face, since i heard that guys like to do it on their partner's faces. FML? how many times have you FuckedHerLife? WAHAHAHA revenge is sweet.FML 2
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke.some kind of dad you have. kept a friend who screwed your mum by his side for 28years. what if he said "we are your fathers."FML 3
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FMLit's indeed damnnnnn shiok to fart, i swear. the guy FML about this, but it sucks more when guys fart in public to disturb their girl-friends and everyone just laughs it off, so why the FML when girls fart? dumb MCP.FML4 Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML i would pretty much do the same if i have very little signatures on it =) i would even buy a lot of hampers, fruit baskets, and food to show.
FML 5 Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren’t looking at life in the same way. FML another convenient excuse would be, our balls can't seem to be growing in the same places. that's how dumb some people can get.
FML 6 Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML next time if the girlfriend has big long pieces of faeces, she should send it to him and tell him that it looks like his dick. ok i'm like abit angsty now LOL. because most of the posts was about guys having the upper hand, and i cannot tolerate incessant MCP. abit is cute, but alot is crude. ok i don't know where this post is going. INITIALLY ~ my inspirations to blog was funny one lorrrrrr. until i read those again, my funny mood went on a walk liao ............... =[ signal: it's time to turn in and end the day. i'm getting grumpy FuckMyLife
11:31 PM
No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,
for words are slippery and thoughts are vicious.
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SHE .........
DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO -.- HER !!
hates to be questioned
hates chicken brest meat
hates dark chocolate
hates grapes with seeds
hates raisins
hates onions, garlic, shallots, leeks, and anything in the same category
SHE ............
LOVES mutton, tulang merah, or lamb shank =)
loves instant jellyfish =)
loves TEOCHEW PORRIDGE downstairs my house
loves yong tau foo from the midnight stall downstairs
loves san lor hor fun from PP hwa hwa coffeeshop !!
loves red bean dumplings from Asian Kitchen !!
loves pasta from Shokudo
loves sweet water prawns from IKEA =)
loves van houtten almond chocolate
loves KFC =D
loves sentosa cove xD
loves sashimi
loves peanut mochi from the vegan store near aljunied station !!
loves ferrero rocher =D
loves zha jiang mian from CT
loves sweet potato leaves/stem =))
loves curry fish head
loves wanton mee at joo chiat place =D
loves macadamia nut ice-cream from andersons
good food lah !!
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1) Suki Sushi Buffet
2) Sushi tei
3) Ajisen
4) Fish & Co.
5) Soup Restaurant
6) Xin Wang HK Cafe
7) Red Star Dimsum
8) Park Royal Plaza Buffet
9) Jack's Place
10) Mr Bean Cafe
11) Marutama Ramen
12) Professor Brawn's Cafe
13) Asian Kitchen
14) Kiseki Japanese Buffet
15) Shokudo Japanese Restaurant
CHOCOLATE'S HALL OF FAME
TOP OF THE LIST: Belgian Chocolates (authentic ones please)
2) the chocolates shannen always buy me =)
3) FROZEN kinder bueno
4) Ferrero Rocher
5) Van Houtten Almond Milk Chocolate
MAGGIE MEE'S HALL OF FAME
TOP OF THE LIST: INDOMEE !!
2) Nissin Dry Noodles
3) Myojo Prawn Noodle Soup
4) Maggie Curry Noodles
5) Myojo Ramen Char Mee
6) Indofood Dry Noodles
CHIP'S HALL OF FAME
TOP OF THE LIST: SAPPORO VEG CHILLI STRIPS
2) Calbee Hot & Spicy
3) Calbee Black Pepper Prawn Crackers
4) Cartwheel Biscuits
5) Pringles Seaweed Flavour
6) Pringles Shrimp Flavour
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Monday, January 17, 2011 FMLFMLFML @ 11:31 PM i was twitter-ing couple of moments ago, and then FML.com started to spam my timeline. so i hopped over for a look, and it's giving me such urge to blog cause today's FMLs are either really funny, or really asking for it. (of course partially is to keep up with updates) i just have to release my sacarsm now, heehaa !!
FML 1
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FMLnow you know how it feels like to have it on your face, since i heard that guys like to do it on their partner's faces. FML? how many times have you FuckedHerLife? WAHAHAHA revenge is sweet.FML 2
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke.some kind of dad you have. kept a friend who screwed your mum by his side for 28years. what if he said "we are your fathers."FML 3
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FMLit's indeed damnnnnn shiok to fart, i swear. the guy FML about this, but it sucks more when guys fart in public to disturb their girl-friends and everyone just laughs it off, so why the FML when girls fart? dumb MCP.FML4 Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML i would pretty much do the same if i have very little signatures on it =) i would even buy a lot of hampers, fruit baskets, and food to show.
FML 5 Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren’t looking at life in the same way. FML another convenient excuse would be, our balls can't seem to be growing in the same places. that's how dumb some people can get.
FML 6 Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML next time if the girlfriend has big long pieces of faeces, she should send it to him and tell him that it looks like his dick. ok i'm like abit angsty now LOL. because most of the posts was about guys having the upper hand, and i cannot tolerate incessant MCP. abit is cute, but alot is crude. ok i don't know where this post is going. INITIALLY ~ my inspirations to blog was funny one lorrrrrr. until i read those again, my funny mood went on a walk liao ............... =[ signal: it's time to turn in and end the day. i'm getting grumpy FuckMyLife
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