Tuesday, January 4, 2011

random TTM @ 5:10 AM

i just ate a whooping amount of 10chocolates at 5am. and i'm just blogging to remind myself. those who hate me can start laughing, but don't let me catch the same happening to you 10 times.

this is a really random post huh =) i'm just feeling a little NEW after a nap since midnight.copied something from my 干儿子's journal, funny shits he always find lol.

Commandment 1:
Marriages are made in heaven. But, so are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2:
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3:
Marriage is grand – and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4:
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment 5:
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing – either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6:
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7:
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8:
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9:
Marriage and love are purely matters of chemistry.
That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10:
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.

ok that's all, the picture below is for all the girl's out there. it's taken from my friend's, gwen's blog. yes i copied again =/ plagarism kills.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

random TTM @ 5:10 AM

i just ate a whooping amount of 10chocolates at 5am. and i'm just blogging to remind myself. those who hate me can start laughing, but don't let me catch the same happening to you 10 times.

this is a really random post huh =) i'm just feeling a little NEW after a nap since midnight.copied something from my 干儿子's journal, funny shits he always find lol.

Commandment 1:
Marriages are made in heaven. But, so are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2:
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3:
Marriage is grand – and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4:
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment 5:
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing – either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6:
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7:
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8:
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9:
Marriage and love are purely matters of chemistry.
That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10:
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.

ok that's all, the picture below is for all the girl's out there. it's taken from my friend's, gwen's blog. yes i copied again =/ plagarism kills.